Monday, January 18, 2010

Lux Performance Developing Crippler II

As a follow-up to my previous post, the people at Lux Performance seem to have extra time during the racing off-season to develop a more powerful version of their uber-scooter, The Crippler.  Dubbed Crippler II, this version is being built with more power.  Lux Performance has released this statement:

"We threw the crippler together at the shop one day and instantly fell in love. Now it goes everywhere with us, turning heads, getting laughs, and maiming those who don't respect it. In fact, we've had so much fun with it, we've decided to build another. Crippler II is currently in development with 40% more torque (60 ft lbs) and an estimated speed of over 60 MPH. Too make matters even worse, we have decided that the world needs these things and are currently taking orders."

That is right.  You can buy this ultimate scooter.  The only question is whether insurance will cover the cost of purchasing this thing!

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