This is a funny story that I heard from someone a few years ago. The following conversation happened at a meeting a few days after a night of debauchery with friends who took him out for his birthday. It involves him, his friends Joe and Dave, his classmates at the meeting, and their professor:Him (attempting to park): Geez, it feels a lil' wierd getting around with this new joystick
Joe: Hey! You got a new joystick! What happened to the old one??
Dave: *has a big smile on his face*
Him: Well...it's kind of a long story...
Joe: Oh geez... another drunken escapade...how drunk were you this time??
Everybody: *starts laughing*
Dave: *still smiling*
Him: No, I wasn't really all that drunk...
Joe: Yeah, right...
Him: OK, I might as well tell all of you what really happened to it...
Everybody (including my Professor): *totally slient and listening*
Him: My joystick got knocked off by some stripper's ass while she was giving me a lapdance
Everybody: What the fuck!! That was the last thing I was expecting!! BA-ZING!!
Him: Hey! At least that is the most unqiue way for a joystick to go out!!
Professor: Well, I guess the people who engineered that joystick never took [having a stripper's ass knocked off by her ass while giving me a lapdance] into account...
As far as his folks are concerned, his joystick popped off when he drove over a pothole and fell into a sewer... :)
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